Feldman’s Rigatoni Brain
A head cold and Al Gore make David violently ill.
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Alan Abel has offered to settle his outstanding debts by willing to creditors his body parts for payment. The organs can then be leased to University Medical Schools for 99 years, because selling organs is illegal. For example, each body part is projected to generate the following income:*
Toe/Fingernails (DNA) $800.00
2 thighs @ $375 $750.00
2 arms @ $350 $700.00
2 legs @ $500 $1,000.00
Head $5,000.00
4 ounces of sperm $2,000.00
6 quarts of “O” blood $300.00
Two 20/20 eyes $3,000.00
Pancreas $300.00
Liver $300.00
Small intestine $50.00
Large intestine $150.00
Buttocks $1,000.00
Bladder $450.00
Heart $2,500.00
2 kidneys @ $300 $600.00
2 lungs @ $400 $800.00
Appendix $100.00
Penis** N/A
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• UCLA estimate of payment scale for body parts
** Mr. Abel’s penis was leased to an anonymous collector, to be delivered upon his demise. According to medical researcher and author, Dr. David Rubin, it’s life span is estimated to be 150 years.
NOTE: The Federal law banning organ sales was instituted by Al Gore in 1984. 9,000 people die yearly waiting for organs. Unfairly, transplant doctors are paid along with hospitals and air delivery .
Wow, I’m famous! Thanks, David. I hope you feel better soon.
Wow, that was an inspiring rant today regarding Al Gore. Thanks!