Off The Top Of My Plugs
Tim Tebow is said to be dating fellow virgin and Olympian Lola Jones. Lola says Tim is a real gentleman who always removes his purity ring before fisting her.
Mitt Romney released his birth certificate, which says his father was born in Mexico. So Romney’s Mexican. Wow. I guess Mexicans really do take jobs away from hard working Americans.
Mike Tyson is training Justin Beiber to box. And judging by Beiber’s last album, to sing.
Next month Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years on the throne. She may not make it to 60 years. Donald Trump just held a press conference saying he has proof she wasn’t born in America.
Buckingham Palace should be hearing the pitter-patter of little feet. That’s right. Andrew Lloyd Webber is getting knighted again.
And the Pope’s butler is still in jail. The Pope’s butler says jail isn’t so bad since it’s nice to get a break from the Vatican and all that sodomy.
It’s got to be tough for Pope Benedict with his butler in jail. He was the only one who knew how to work the tanning bed.
You know who I hear they’re arresting next? The Pope’s iPod caddy.
The Vatican Banking scandal is getting bigger, but all I can say from personal experience their Pope Mobile loans are very competitive.
The Pope is cheering everyone up this weekend. He’s taking his entire household staff to Thailand on a Boy Safari.
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David Feldman is an American comedy writer and performer. He writes for Comedy Central's The Burn and Joy Behar's Say Anything on Current. He's also written on ABC's Roseanne, HBO's Dennis Miller Live, HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and Fox's Talk Show With Spike Feresten. Feldman has also written for The Academy Awards, The Emmys, Triumph The Insult Dog Comic and countless roasts on Comedy Central. Over the past few years he has written with and for Steve Martin, Martin Short, Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Robert Smigel and Bette Midler. As a comedian Feldman has appeared frequently on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show and The Late Late Show as well as his own special for Comedy Central. Feldman has also done commentary for Salon magazine. Feldman began as a standup comic in San Francisco. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, children, three dogs, and three cats. In 2009, Feldman launched the popular listener supported 'David Feldman Comedy Podcast' which includes a diverse mixture of live and prerecorded content which can be downloaded from iTunes for free. For some reason Feldman spoke at Pitzer College's 2009 Commencement Ceremony. Feldman has won three Prime Time Emmys for comedy writing as well as three Writers Guild Awards. He is a Democrat who has written jokes pro bono for candidates he supports.
Is there a book in da works? Graeat stuff!!!!!
Not bad. Some of these great. Some of them suck.
The first joke is incredible. I guess you couldn’t sell that to any of the late night comedians in america.
Listen to you in Zurich. Thanks for the laughs. Does Mr. Conniff have a website?