Grow Your Own Penis

Scientists ready to test lab-grown penises on men
Scientists ready to test lab-grown penises on men

Home grown dicks coming soon to a crotch near you!

Penises grown in labs are coming! Get your mind out of the gutter, you know what I mean. This will come in handy for men who have had their junk cut off by angry wives and girlfriends. Who knows, maybe one day they will create a serum that you can inject into your existing penis to make it even bigger. One can wish, right?

Researchers at the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, are assessing engineered penises for safety, function and durability. They hope to receive approval from the US Food and Drug Administration and to move to human testing within five years.