Tag: Miami Police

Zuckerberg’s Wedding Night

Originally Broadcast June 1, 2012. Jiffy Vag, Jackie O, Face The Day Miami, The Return Of Jim Earl, Kevin Rooney on Fiction, Plus Jimmy Dore, Frank Conniff, Paul Dooley, Rick Overton, Cynthia Adler, Janie Haddad Tompkins, Dylan Brody, Stefane Zamorano. Please like us on Facebook. Subscribe to us on iTunes.

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Jesus’s Butler

Can You Spot The Savior's Butler In The Crowd?

Mark Zuckerberg spent the past week honeymooning in Rome. If Zuckerberg wanted to see ruins all he had to do was visit Facebook’s price on the NASDAQ.

As it dips below 30, stock in Facebook is now said to be a steal, just like the idea for Facebook.

Miami police shot and killed a growling naked man eating the face of another naked man. One thing about those Miami police they’re real sticklers when it comes to table manners.

Didn't anyone teach you it's not polite to growl with food in your mouth?

Florida police would have shot that naked guy a lot earlier but he was only eating a face, not a bag of Skittles.

Miami Police knew the guy was insane because who in their right mind thinks they’re getting fresh face in Florida before the end of August?

I don’t know about Florida, but I’m from New Jersey where we like our faces well done.

The Vatican bank scandal has widened after police arrested the Pope’s butler. True Story: “The Vatican Needs A Bank & The Pope Deserves A Butler” was the working title of Jesus’s “Sermon On The Mount.””

After firing hundreds of lawyers and cutting salaries for its partners Dewey & LeBoeuf filed for bankruptcy Monday night making it the biggest law firm to collapse in U.S. history. Let’s wait a second for my erection to subside, shall we?

Dewey & LeBoeuf owes banks and creditors $500 million. In legal parlance that comes out to roughly three billable hours.

The partners in Dewey Leboeuf made trips to Thailand every Christmas for their annual Boy Safari. What are they going to do? Sue me?

Melissa Rivers and Porn King Steve Hirsch have called it quits. Unfortunately from each other and not from life.

Porn King Steve Hirsch Enjoys Being Around Women Who Have A Load Of Work On Their Face

Melissa is said to have embarrassed the Porn King at last year’s Adult Video Awards when she kept walking up to the nominees and asking who they’re not wearing.

Originally Broadcast May 29, 2012. Comedians Jimmy Dore, Frank Conniff, Paul Goebel and Stefane Zamorano join David to discuss stuff in the news. The King Of TV tells us his picks for the week as he prepares for his 300th episode. Follow us on Facebook.

 

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