Off The Top Of My Plugs
Tim Tebow is said to be dating fellow virgin and Olympian Lola Jones. Lola says Tim is a real gentleman who always removes his purity ring before fisting her. Mitt Romney released his birth certificate, which says his father was born in Mexico. So Romney’s Mexican. Wow. I guess Mexicans really do take jobs away [...]
Jesus’s Butler
Mark Zuckerberg spent the past week honeymooning in Rome. If Zuckerberg wanted to see ruins all he had to do was visit Facebook’s price on the NASDAQ. As it dips below 30, stock in Facebook is now said to be a steal, just like the idea for Facebook. Miami police shot and killed a growling [...]
