CNN is reporting that Liz Cheney is abandoning the senate and human race to spend more time bickering with her family. We made a list of reasons Liz Cheney is repugnant even for a Cheney.
10 Reasons Liz Cheney Is A Bigger Pig Than Chris Christie
Category: The News From Around The World
Daddy? Where Do Porn Stars Come From?
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Top Stories For 1.5.14
While most of America was freezing its ass off we found the stories you need to know about today. Take a look:
Jeff Ross Stars In Season Premiere Of Downton Flabby
Congratulations Jeff Ross for putting the P and the BS back in PBS.
Man’s Beard Saves Duck, Seriously
Admittedly this story is simultaneously heartwarming and nauseating. Usually when you hear the words “duck” and “beard” you think homophobic gun nut from A&E. So just when you lost all hope in humanity, especially creeps with long beards, along comes this loving and caring being, and of course, the guy with the beard:
What You Might Have Missed Today (1.4.14)
Better not put a NuvaRing on it. While you were outside, we were swimming through the Internet finding today’s top stories.
Top Stories 1.4.13
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