Tim Tebow is said to be dating fellow virgin and Olympian Lola Jones. Lola says Tim is a real gentleman who always removes his purity ring before fisting her.

Mitt Romney released his birth certificate, which says his father was born in Mexico. So Romney’s Mexican.  Wow. I guess Mexicans really do take jobs away from hard working Americans.

Mike Tyson is training Justin Beiber to box. And judging by Beiber’s last album, to sing.

Next month Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years on the throne. She may not make it to 60 years. Donald Trump just held a press conference saying he has proof she wasn’t born in America.

Buckingham Palace should be hearing the pitter-patter of little feet. That’s right. Andrew Lloyd Webber is getting knighted again.

And the Pope’s butler is still in jail. The Pope’s butler says jail isn’t so bad since it’s nice to get a break from the Vatican and all that sodomy.

It’s got to be tough for Pope Benedict with his butler in jail. He was the only one who knew how to work the tanning bed.

You know who I hear they’re arresting next? The Pope’s iPod caddy.

The Vatican Banking scandal is getting bigger, but all I can say from personal experience their Pope Mobile loans are very competitive.

The Pope is cheering everyone up this weekend. He’s taking his entire household staff to Thailand on a Boy Safari.

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