A nun has just given birth to a baby and says she’s named it after the new Pope. Hopefully the kid is called Francis and not Pope. The nun says she had no idea she was pregnant. With that kind of anatomical certitude sounds like she should be dispensing birth control advice to Republicans.

‘Nun gives birth in Italy, names baby Francis’ (via AFP)

A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital, Italian media reported on Friday. The 31-year-old mother and her baby boy, who weighs…