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Category: The News From Around The World
Stand Your Ground Only Applies To White Men
This story makes absolutely no sense. A Florida woman fires three warning shots at an abusive boyfriend and she’s facing decades in prison. Nobody died. There’s a stand your ground law in Florida for this precise reason. And nobody died. Meanwhile George Zimmerman prowls our streets to clog another sewer drain.
Florida woman in ‘warning-shot’ case to face triple her original sentence at retrial (via Raw Story )
The Jacksonville, Florida woman whose 20-year sentence for firing warning shots at her ex-husband was overturned may face 60 years to life in prison if prosecutors successfully retry her case. Marissa Alexander was convicted of three counts of aggravated…
The Osmonds: Satanic Rock Pimps
The 70’s were a very strange decade, and this performance of ‘Gotta Get Love’ by The Osmonds is a perfect example of how bonkers it was back in 1975. You can almost smell the sulfur and ash coming off this devilish video clip taken from the pilot episode of the Donny and Marie Show. If you watch this you are surely going to hell. Enjoy!
Added bonus: Live concert footage of The Osmonds tearing it up with their big hit ‘Crazy Horses’.
The funniest shorts of Waverly Films
Waverly Films is a Brooklyn based group of film makers and comedians who produce some pretty funny shorts, and these our the top 5 we hand picked for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
Top Stories 2.28.14
Go for a walk in the Polar Vortex and freeze your retinas, we’re reading for you. Check this page on the hour for the latest…
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Cow
This is sad, especially for the cow. If you love animals you may not want to read this.
Conn. man arrested for having friend film him having sex with a cow while covered in jelly (via Raw Story )
A Connecticut school tech worker was arrested for allegedly having a friend film him having sex with a cow while covered in jelly, WTNH-TV reported on Tuesday. 31-year-old Reid A. Fontaine was charged with one count of sexual misconduct after being…