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GOP Speaker Admits They’re The Party of A-Holes

Speaker John Boehner’s new plan for the GOP to hold on to the house this fall? Vote for us, we’re assholes!

Even John Boehner thinks Iowa’s Steve King is an ‘a**hole’ (via Raw Story )

Iowa Rep. Steve King (R)’s 2013 remarks accusing immigration activists of being drug mules weren’t just embarrassing and offensive to liberals and Democrats. According to Talking Points Memo, even Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) called…

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Man Gets Paid $500,000 Per Enema

New Mexico’s state treasury was cleaned out today after officials agreed to pay a man $1.6 million to settle his lawsuit claiming police subjected him to three enemas in search of drugs he never swallowed. So who ultimately pays for police brutality? In the end, you doo. For $1.6 million police could have bought a whole new Fleet of cars.

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Convict Snorted And Choked For 15 Minutes Before Finally Dying

Ohio resumes executions this week with brand new cocktail that seems to have been almost as painful to watch as it was to endure.

Prolonged execution by new drug cocktail for Ohio killer (via AFP)

A US murderer struggled and gasped for air for at least 10 minutes on Thursday as he was put to death in a prolonged execution using a controversial new drug cocktail, according to witnesses. A journalist for the Columbus Dispatch newspaper present…

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