This person isn’t the nurse or the corpse.
Alejandro Razo, a 62-year-old from Reseda, California has just been sentenced to two years in jail for having sex with an 82-year-old woman. The Los Angeles County district attorney’s office wasn’t offended by the age difference so much as they were by the difference in Razo being alive and the 82-year-old woman not being alive. Razo is also a nurse, and was preparing his date for the hospital mortuary when another nurse barged in on Razo while his pants were down. Razo was arrested for violating safety regulations and failing to resuscitate the woman with his penis.