Jerry Sandusky’s Commencement Speech


Originally Broadcast June 15, 2012. Arianna Huffington’s Radio Show, I’ll Have Another, Pope Still Needs A Butler, and Histrionic Personality Disorder. Today’s program is written by Frank Conniff, Jim Earl, Guy Nicolucci, David Weiss, and Dylan Brody. It features Paul Dooley, Frank Conniff, Jeremy S. Kramer, Dylan Brody, and Ben Gleib.

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11 Responses to Jerry Sandusky’s Commencement Speech

  1. Dip Thong June 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    As Paterno used to say, “Fuck em if they can’t take a joke. And if they can take a joke, fuck them anyway.”

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  2. Your Mother June 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    well, at least there was no cursing. Funny show.

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  3. Stacey THe Fruitbat June 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    This was one of the smartest and funniest shows youv’e done in months. Glad you r back with new ones.

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  4. Benedict Pope June 15, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    You’re going to burn in hell for this one my son.

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  5. Plume Da Nom June 15, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    Earl is definitely back.

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    • David Feldman June 18, 2012 at 12:21 pm

      Yup

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  6. Alan Abel June 15, 2012 at 8:00 pm

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  7. T.M. June 15, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    I just unsubscribed to your mailing list.

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    • David Feldman June 18, 2012 at 12:21 pm

      I don’t blame you.

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      • chuck June 21, 2012 at 12:20 pm

        You have a mailing list?

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  8. Shashi Dhungel June 16, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    I found your site through a friend. Very informative and funny. Don’t get all the jokes but English is my second language. Actually my third.

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