I remember reading a news report a few years ago about a woman who was in love with a rollercoaster. ‘Objectum sexuality’ is what she called it, and it caused her to drive hundreds of miles just to secure herself beneath her lover’s burly safety bar. It was actually a rather sweet tale of forbidden love, a Brideshead Revisited for those with a Season Pass to Six Flags as opposed to a place at Oxford University. Unfortunately, some guy had to go and ruin innocent dalliances with inanimate […]

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