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Nun Gives Birth, Names Baby After New Pope
A nun has just given birth to a baby and says she’s named it after the new Pope. Hopefully the kid is called Francis and not Pope. The nun says she had no idea she was pregnant. With that kind of anatomical certitude sounds like she should be dispensing birth control advice to Republicans.
A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital, Italian media reported on Friday. The 31-year-old mother and her baby boy, who weighs…
Finally! Obama Says Pot No More Dangerous Than Alcohol
In an interview with The New Yorker President Obama cheered on efforts in Washington and Colorado to legalize marijuana saying pot is no more lethal than alcohol. Wait, if pot is no more lethal than alcohol that means our criminal justice system is more lethal than pot. OK, Mr. President, now how about pardoning all those two million Americans behind bars for pot related offenses?
In an interview with David Remnick published in The New Yorker on Sunday, President Obama equated smoking marijuana with “a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult…