Chris Christie’s porn is rated XL for Extra Large. Meet Molly Schuyler. She can destroy a 72 oz. steak, and a first date, in under three minutes. On January 7, 2014 she set the world record. Watch:
Author: Jimmy Lee Wirt
Today’s Indigestible News Digest (1.9.14)
Do you or somebody you love need to spend a few hours unable to keep anything down? Well then here you go.
Jay Leno’s Secret Porn Stash – Watch Now!
Mechanophilia (or Mechaphilia) is when someone has sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters and airplanes. This documentary tells the story of two men who love to have sex with their cars. I wonder if they ever play this song while applying their ‘Turtle Wax’?
UPDATE:
Scottish Man Arrested On Train Having Sex With Drink Cart
Today’s Scour Grapes (1.7.14)
We scour the news: America’s brain freeze, police shoot unarmed teen, Al Quaeda’s Al Countant. and the United Kingdom subsidizes the porn industry…
What do Bob Saget, Paula Deen and Gallagher have in common?
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Top Stories For 1.5.14
While most of America was freezing its ass off we found the stories you need to know about today. Take a look: