Sometimes the internet takes you to places you weren’t expecting to go, or even wanted to end up at. Well, today I went down the rabbit hole and found this. I took the description from the video and translated it to English and this is what I got back:
Alexander Pistol with two blondes on an inflatable dolphin sing the song “From Russia to Ukraine ” at the screen with the sea and dolphins.
Yep. That pretty much sums it it. Enjoy!
Here’s the lyrics so you can sing along:
One man has the strength of one hundred bear
His sweat is a Pilsner beer
When you cut him, out fly a swarm of bees
President Vladamir
He hate gay, like he is secretly gay
He don’t give shits of Ukraine
He throw you in jail if girl sing in a mask
And he definitely is not gay
Putin take off shirt to show octo-pec chest
Lay women like he lay oil pipe
He take shits and then pull up his pants
Because Putin have no care for wipe
Ride a horse
Balance pen
Look bored
Eat a bird
Jump in ocean
And then make baby cry
Touch fire
Go to doctor
Doctor say
Don’t touch fire
But you Putin
So now doctor go to jail
Set back clock on human rights
Take Crimea and no say thank
You had olOlympicsn half-finish hotel
Surprise, you been Vladapranked
Putin bench press a man doing curls
Edward Snowden: no fucks can give
Fall asleep during UN debate
Because
For 200 year, Putin live
Speak to dog, with his mind
Go to sleep on his foe
President
VLADAMIR
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXYn3CUpD0M
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