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Top Stories 1.17.14
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Who’s a good kitty? Lasagna Cat, that’s who!
GOP Speaker Admits They’re The Party of A-Holes
Speaker John Boehner’s new plan for the GOP to hold on to the house this fall? Vote for us, we’re assholes!
Even John Boehner thinks Iowa’s Steve King is an ‘a**hole’ (via Raw Story )
Iowa Rep. Steve King (R)’s 2013 remarks accusing immigration activists of being drug mules weren’t just embarrassing and offensive to liberals and Democrats. According to Talking Points Memo, even Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) called…