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Appliance Porn, 1950’s style.

According to Advertising, the 1950s woman wanted to fuck her appliances.

It was the salad baby-booming post-WWII days of this great country, when men were men and women were wives. Obedient wives. Obedient wives with sparkling dishware, spotless clothing that smelt of the ocean, perfectly organized spice racks, and tightly sealed leftovers. Obedient wives who put on their shiniest pair of fuck-me pumps and orgasmed whenever a new appliance arrived (but not in bed, unless it was a new bed with Tide®-fresh sheets).

The Advertising Creative Revolution of the 1960s swept aside this obscene objectophilia. But it created another one, for men, involving cars (future post). There’s always another one. Today it’s gadgets, right moronic Apple fanboys?

To the appliance porn. Click here to view the filth.

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CVS Dumps Tobacco a Month Early

CVS Dumps Tobacco a Month Early

(Newser) – The nation’s second-largest pharmacy chain has kicked its tobacco-selling habit a month ahead of schedule, removing cigarettes and other tobacco products at all 7,700 CVS stores. The smokes were taken off the shelves at midnight and replaced with stop-smoking aids like nicotine gum, reports the AP , which notes that the chain has a new name to go with what it says is a new focus on customer health: CVS Health instead of CVS Caremark. T

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The Rosetta Mission

Where will the Rosetta mission land? Esa shortlists five possible sites for the first-ever landing on a comet

Where will the Rosetta mission land? Esa shortlists five possible sites for the first-ever landing on a comet

Astronomers have been scrutinising high-definition photos of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko sent back by the Rosetta spacecraft.

And now a shortlist of five possible sites that could become the location for the first-ever landing on a comet, have been drawn up by the European Space Agency (Esa).

In mid-November, Esa intends to send down a robot laboratory named Philae, which will harpoon itself to the comet’s surface and carry out a battery of scientific tests, the results of which astronomers hope will help them work out how planets formed.

Read more at DailyMail.co.uk

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But giving money to disease-specific charities is still a bad idea.

But giving money to disease-specific charities is still a bad idea.

But giving money to disease-specific charities is still a bad idea.

As long as there is an Internet, stupid stunts will occasionally go viral. Remember planking ? Icing ? They flare up, they go away, little harm is done. The Ice Bucket Challenge, however, is different, because it’s not going away . The challenge started in July , at least in its present incarnation, but it wasn’t until Aug. 13 that the ALS Association put out its first press release about the phenomenon.

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I Grew Up In A John Hughes Movie

I Grew Up In A John Hughes Movie

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The suburbs of Chicago are a 10-minute drive from the city, or one stop on the yellow-line train that runs to “The World’s Largest Village.” From the lines that separate Chicago’s northernmost neighborhood of Rogers Park, where my mother’s family moved when they made enough money, you’re only five miles away from Skokie, where I was born. They didn’t get too far into the suburbs, but the city felt like it was a world away.

Follow the trees as they multiply with each passing block north, and you’re in Evanston, a town once so influenced by its Methodist founders that it came to be known as “Heavenston,” as well as one of the four American towns claiming to be the the birthplace of the ice cream sundae.

The part of the Chicagoland area known as the North Shore is what John Hughes turned into the fictional Shermer, Ill., 25 years ago with the release of the first of what is called his “teen trilogy” of films: Sixteen Candles (1984), The Breakfast Club (1985), and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off(1986). These represent the peak of a decade filled with directorial and screenwriting credits for Hughes that, put together, represent one of the strongest bodies of work in such a short time by anybody in movies, but more importantly, present a fully realized portrait of an idyllic America seen through the eyes of its youth.

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Rob Ford the Musical: Crack-smoking mayor’s doppelganger beats 100 other actors to win starring role in play (but his hair is dyed)

Rob Ford the Musical: Crack-smoking mayor’s doppelganger beats 100 other actors to win starring role in play (but his hair is dyed)

Sheldon Bergstrom to play role of Toronto’s controversial mayor Rob Ford Producers say resemblance and talent key as he beat 100 others to the part The 42-year-old Canadian actor has dyed his hair blond for the musical  Rob Ford the Musical: Birth of A Ford Nation will debut in September Show charts past year of mayor’s life including his admitted drug use The mayor’s spokesman has expressed indifference to plans for the musical.

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