CNBC Pundit Just Reported Apple CEO Tim Cook Is Gay

Is Apple CEO Tim Cook gay? CNBC thinks so. But anyone who’s ever taken CNBC’s investment advice knows they’re wrong on everything. While the economy is tanking we’re glad to see these trusted economists are keeping their eyes on the important stuff. Is Tim Cook entitled to his privacy? Yes. But he should make sure anyone who owns an Apple computer is entitled to it as well.


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