When America becomes a police state, it will be due in no small measure to the tireless efforts of Fox News who every day works to scare Americans into believing somebody is trying to kill them. Fox News Channel Anchor Gregg Jarrett was recently arrested for being drunk inside a Minneapolis airport, and while waiting in the holding cell he naturally assumed cops worked with him. He was wrong, they work for the police, and they kicked his ass. Frankly, they were a little rough on the guy even if he is a Fox News anchor. Enjoy. That airport is bad luck for GOP cretins. Pretty sure it’s where Senator Larry Craig got pinched for flirting in a men’s room. Can’t wait till Sean Hannity has a layover there.
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White House Intern Faints On Camera During Press Conference
A White House intern fainted, probably from boredom, during a White House press briefing. House Republicans will undoubtedly launch an investigation into Obama’s secret plans to give young women the “vapors.” The intern was reportedly revived with water and M&M’s and said she was fine.
Fox News’ Neil Cavuto Gets Angry & Goes Ballistic On Michele Bachman
President Obama, according to our friends over at Think Progress, has issued fewer executive orders than any modern president. That’s not stopping the House from suing Obama for his rule by dictatorial fiat. Somebody should remind Drinker Speaker Boehner that the GOP is the party opposed to frivolous lawsuits.
But, as evidenced by this video, such lunacy is too insane for even Fox News to bare. Neil Cavuto turns on Michele Bachman and pretty much calls her an idiot.
Something is definitely happening over at Fox News. Last week Megyn Kelly turned on Cheney, last month Greg Jarrett turned on the police and even Rupert Murdoch has come out in favor of immigration reform.
So has Fox News finally realized it’s created a monster? Neil Cavuto appears to think so.
David Feldman Show: Catching Up With Eddie Pepitone
Eddie Pepitone calls in from Atlanta to talk about his upcoming Netflix comedy special. Plus Ed Rabel discusses his run for Congress, Ralph Nader on the neocons, and movie reviews from Michael Snyder. Also, a song from Will Ryan and the Cactus County Cowboys.
Male Brown Bears Perform Oral Sex in Captivity, New Study Shows (Graphic Pictures)
KUTEREVO, Croatia- Scientists writing for Zoo Biology say they have uncovered evidence that male brown bears in captivity engage in oral sex, and that the oral sex is usually initiated by the bear who wants to give, not receive it.
Researchers from the Polish Academy of Sciences’ Department of Wildlife Conservation write that in only 166 hours of observing two male brown bears they witnessed 28 acts of fellatio. Researchers say the larger bear tended to be the one who received the fellatio and took only a few minutes to orgasm after which he kicked his partner away with his hind legs.
Authors of the study say they are puzzled as to the significance of the sex act, suggesting it might be related to life in captivity or being weaned too early from their mothers.
An article in Live Science on the subject says…
Female cheetahs and lions lick their partners’ genitals as a courtship ritual. Famously kinky bonobos do it to ease social tension. Female Chinese fruit bats perform oral sex, seemingly to get the males to prolong the deed.
While the study did provide exhaustive research it failed to offer up this gem from Bearforce One:
-Patty Cooper
Watch: Frosty The Snow Goat Renews Your Faith In Humans, Australian Humans, But Still Humans
Frosty The Snow Goat came to Australia’s Edgar’s Mission Farm Sanctuary with a serious infection that rendered his back legs unable to move. Through patience, antibiotics and a “goat” wheelchair Frosty has now been nursed back to health, and luckily his progress has been captured on this quick, yet inspiring video.
What kind of person do you want to be? Somebody who protects our planet? Or somebody who laughs at Frosty, taking the cheap shot by dismissing him as “delicious?”
The woman in this video looks pretty happy. She should be, and we should be just like her. Watch:
-Patty Cooper