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Idiot Of The Day: Joni Ernst

Idiot Of The Day: Joni Ernst

Following her logic it only makes sense that she put her gun against her head and pull the trigger. – JW WASHINGTON — Joni Ernst, the Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Iowa, said during an NRA event in 2012 that she would use a gun to defend herself from the government. “I have a […]

Hitler was a meth head

Hitler was a meth head

Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler was addicted to meth-amphetamine, according to documentation recently released by U.S. intelligence services. Though it was well-known that Hitler was a hypochondriac surfing through life on a cocktail of drugs, the new disclosures include juicy details, such as that time he took meth before a meeting with Mussolini and “ranted nonstop […]

If Someone Secretly Controlled What You Say, Would Anyone Notice?

If Someone Secretly Controlled What You Say, Would Anyone Notice?

The subject enters a room in which a 12-year-old boy is seated. A 20-minute conversation ensues. The subject quizzes the boy about current events and other topics to get a sense of his intelligence and personality. But the boy is not what he appears to be. Unbeknownst to the subject, the boy is wearing a radio […]

R.I.P. Saturday Morning Cartoons

R.I.P. Saturday Morning Cartoons

Saturday morning American broadcast TV was once animation’s home field. Filling a cereal bowl with artificially colored sugar pebbles and staring at the tube was every kid’s weekend plan. Not any more: For the first time in 50-plus years, you won’t find any animation on broadcast this morning. It’s the end of an era. Yes, […]

Us vs. Them: What’s Wrong With You People?

Us vs. Them: What’s Wrong With You People?

Internet, we need to talk. In a nuanced, thoughtful, intelligent way. I don’t want this to turn into some kind of knee-jerk confrontation. But it will, won’t it? You’ll end up citing the Nazis while frothing at the mouth, won’t you? That’s what you do. Every. Single. Time. What’s wrong with you, Internet? Why can’t […]

Grow Your Own Penis

Grow Your Own Penis

Penises grown in labs are coming! Get your mind out of the gutter, you know what I mean. This will come in handy for men who have had their junk cut off by angry wives and girlfriends. Who knows, maybe one day they will create a serum that you can inject into your existing penis to make […]

Apocalypse Soon: Meet The Scientists Preparing For the End Times

Apocalypse Soon: Meet The Scientists Preparing For the End Times

The men were too absorbed in their work to notice my arrival at first. Three walls of the conference room held whiteboards densely filled with algebra and scribbled diagrams. One man jumped up to sketch another graph, and three colleagues crowded around to examine it more closely. Their urgency surprised me, though it probably shouldn’t have. […]

Animated Album Cover GIFs

Animated Album Cover  GIFs

These brilliant animated gif’s from the mind of JBetCom are a sight to see. You can see more here:

Keeping Up With The Zimmerman’s?

Keeping Up With The Zimmerman’s?

The Daily Banter’s Chez Pazienza tells it like is, even when the story is disgusting and is a shining example of what is wrong with America today. Here’s an excerpt to get your horror juices flowing: There’s a reason writer Amanda Robb begins her GQ magazine profile of George Zimmerman’s family with Robert Zimmerman’s thoughts on […]

Oculus’ Mindblowing New Prototype Is a Huge Step Toward Consumer VR

Oculus’ Mindblowing New Prototype Is a Huge Step Toward Consumer VR

The weeks leading up to Oculus’ first developer summit were full of rumors. Would the virtual-reality company finally unveil the consumer version of its Oculus Rift VR headset? If the design wasn’t finalized, would we at least learn the unit’s specs? Its resolution? Would there be a controller? The answer to all of these was […]

‘Loud Music’ Murder Trial Resumes After Hung Jury

‘Loud Music’ Murder Trial Resumes After Hung Jury

The racially charged murder trial of Michael Dunn ended in a hung jury in February, but a retrial has begun as of Monday, CNN reports. The case centers on the November 2012 shooting death of Jordan Davis, a 17-year-old African-American high school senior, who was killed after Dunn, a then-47-year-old white man, fired 10 gunshots at […]

Will Ferrell & Chad Smith Cover the Rolling Stones

Will Ferrell & Chad Smith Cover the Rolling Stones

Will Ferrell and the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Chad Smith put aside their doppelganger-fueled rivalry on Friday night to join together on a cover of the Rolling Stones’ “Honky Tonk Woman.”

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