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Mitt’s Speech Before The NAACP
Where my dawgs at? Oh, dat’s right. On da roof of my wheels.
The following is a transcript of Mitt Romney’s speech before the NAACP.
Whazzup. I love my homies. I got me some homies everywhere. New Hampshire. San Diego. Colorado. Big homies. I be living large and gangsta with my homies. 30,000 square feet, and dat’s no lie.
Gonna raise the roof on this mother, that’s where my dawgs at. On da roof. Of my wheels.
OK, here’s the dillio. I ain’t be faking jacks when I say it’s an honor to represent before da N Double A C to the P.
And I ain’t Zootie Bang. This no Wanksta. I is for realz. Mitt Romney ain’t no played out Skeezer.
Sure, I got my scrilla, my bitches, my zootie bang. Yeah, true dat word up. But they be more to life dan stack chips. I wanna be president to all my peeps.
And the first thing I be doing as president is I gonna squash the beef when it comes to Obamacare.
(BOO)
Obamacare is wack. I going to wreck shop that bitch you know what I’m saying?
(BOO)
See? This is why we didn’t allow you people into the Mormon Church until the 1970s. You people don’t know how to behave.
And by “you people” I don’t mean your people, I would never call you people “you people” because that would be demeaning to you people.
Thanks, and peace out.
BOO)
Alex Pareene
Alex Pareene is a senior writer for Salon.
Originally Broadcast June 6, 2012. Everything you need to know about Mitt Romney with Senior Salon Writer Alex Pereene. Alex writes about politics for Salon and is the author of “The Rude Guide to Mitt.” Alex talks about writing for Gawker and Wonkette. Email him at [email protected] and follow him on Twitter @pareene.
Also on the show, Robert Weissman the president of Public Citizen, the people’s lobbyist. Mr. Weissman is an expert on economic, health care, trade and globalization, intellectual property and regulatory policy, and issues related to financial accountability and corporate responsibility. He has written extensively on corporate accountability, access to medicines, corporate influence over the political process, the World Trade Organization and regulation of the financial markets. He has worked to lower pharmacy prices for AIDS victims and others in the developing world. His top priorities include climate change, health care reform, financial regulation and campaign finance reform.
Plus sketches and more union songs from Robin Roberts.
Mitt Romney & Citizens United
Originally Broadcast June 6, 2012. Everything you need to know about Mitt Romney and Citizens United with Senior Salon Writer Alex Pereene and the President of Public Citizen Robert Weissman. Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of “The Rude Guide to Mitt.” Email him at [email protected] and follow him on Twitter @pareene.
Robert Weissman is the president of Public Citizen, the people’s lobbyist. Mr. Weissman is an expert on economic, health care, trade and globalization, intellectual property and regulatory policy, and issues related to financial accountability and corporate responsibility. He has written extensively on corporate accountability, access to medicines, corporate influence over the political process, the World Trade Organization and regulation of the financial markets. He has worked to lower pharmacy prices for AIDS victims and others in the developing world. His top priorities include climate change, health care reform, financial regulation and campaign finance reform.
Plus more union songs from Robin Roberts.
Off The Top Of My Plugs
Tim Tebow is said to be dating fellow virgin and Olympian Lola Jones. Lola says Tim is a real gentleman who always removes his purity ring before fisting her.
Mitt Romney released his birth certificate, which says his father was born in Mexico. So Romney’s Mexican. Wow. I guess Mexicans really do take jobs away from hard working Americans.
Mike Tyson is training Justin Beiber to box. And judging by Beiber’s last album, to sing.
Next month Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years on the throne. She may not make it to 60 years. Donald Trump just held a press conference saying he has proof she wasn’t born in America.
Buckingham Palace should be hearing the pitter-patter of little feet. That’s right. Andrew Lloyd Webber is getting knighted again.
And the Pope’s butler is still in jail. The Pope’s butler says jail isn’t so bad since it’s nice to get a break from the Vatican and all that sodomy.
It’s got to be tough for Pope Benedict with his butler in jail. He was the only one who knew how to work the tanning bed.
You know who I hear they’re arresting next? The Pope’s iPod caddy.
The Vatican Banking scandal is getting bigger, but all I can say from personal experience their Pope Mobile loans are very competitive.
The Pope is cheering everyone up this weekend. He’s taking his entire household staff to Thailand on a Boy Safari.
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Hair Apparent
Donald Trump told the ladies on The View today that he would say yes to Mitt Romney if the presumptive nominee asked him to run for vice president.
From CNN
“A lot of people are asking that question,” he added. Not known for his modesty, Trump said, “A lot of people are asking that question. I think probably that won’t happen, but I’ll do anything I can to help this country get balanced again because we are a mess.”
You know, I can understand asking Trump to be your running mate. They’ll put just about anybody on the Republican ticket. What I can’t understand is why they put him on The View. I thought The View had standards.
Romney should consider Trump as his running mate. I think Trump could be very useful taking traditional blue states and turning them orange.
In order to get his way Donald Trump will often hold his breath until he turns Orange.
Donald Trump as America’s vice president would finally put an end to our long national tragedy. The Apprentice.
It’s been said the vice presidency “isn’t worth a warm bucket of spit,” and according to his latest tax returns neither is Trump.
As a devout Mormon and Church Elder Romney would probably be ashamed to have as his running mate someone who owns a casino in Vegas that doesn’t turn a profit.
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